my dance style ranges from white dad at a barbecue to stripper whose rent is due tomorrow
[points to a bird chirping to start off a beautiful brand new day] you shut the fuck up
why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 3am
enough about sex positions has anyone discovered a reading position which doesn’t get uncomfortable after 5 minutes
I love video games. I love video games a lot.
I am terrible at video games.
clint barton shows up to shield 15 minutes late with a starbucks
"what do you mean shields gone"
u know how sometimes if u eat too much of a certain food you get sick of it
like my mom used to make spaghetti several times a week for YEARS bc it was quick and easy so now im kinda “meh” about spaghetti
you know that feeling??
that’s how i feel about white cis male protagonists